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BOB, Our Little Cat Burglar

Bob, our cat, has picked up a bad habit as of late. Bob steals food…human food. While the house is asleep Bob ate a baguette, thru the wrapper. Bob has pilfered a cherry out of the bowl. Bob snuck a crostini from a plate. Bob stuck his head into a bowl of popcorn.

Bob has also jumped up on the counter, knocked over a pint of coffee cream and had a field day! The cream landed on the stove creating a messy situation.

Bob is working his way up on the crime ladder.  He is now nabbing jewelry.  Bob stole Katie’s earring from the table. He took my Mickey Mouse watch off the nightstand and hid it.

All Bob’s swiped booty goes to the darkness of the underside of the dining room table. Except the baguette which he left in the bread basket, tuned over so we could not detect the teeth marks readily!  The shock of that was detected when Katie and I were preparing bruschetta.  Needless to say I had to run out to the grocery store to replace it.

Bob is the baby of the family.  He is going through the terrible twos!  This life of crime doesn’t look good on Bob.  Bob needs a scared straight intervention.

Bob is now relegated to sleep locked in the bedroom with me! Bob is not happy. Our Little cat burglar!

Who me?

Who me?